Joe Jonas Is A Born Entertainer

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Since 10 year old girls have no taste, The Jonas Brothers are more popular than Amos Lee and The Black Keys, so of course they perform at sold out shows to mindless drones and to parents who think it will somehow make them cool. Too bad it doesn’t make Joe Jonas cool. Here he is in Philadelphia last week trying to play the drums and instead almost breaking his brother’s hand. Every time this little gaywad steps on stage he’s like a retarded kid watching people have sex. He’s completely baffled and confused and can’t take two steps without falling on his ass (here and here). I swear, if this were a cartoon he’d be in rollerskates with an ACME rocket strapped to his back or he’d be launched out a cannon holding an umbrella.