Amy Winehouse is Single

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After two years of marriage, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are now officially divorced. People reports:

Neither she nor Fielder-Civil were at Court Three of the High Court Family Division in London’s Holborn area to hear District Judge Michael Segal grant the “quickie” divorce. In a question-and-answer format, the court papers show that it was Fielder-Civil who filed for the split. Asked if he finds it “intolerable” to live with Winehouse, he replies, “Yes.” And when asked to “state briefly your reasons for saying that the respondent has committed the adultery alleged,” he answers, “The Respondent confessed the adultery to me in April 2008.” The papers show they have not lived in the same household since that date. In her response, Winehouse is asked if she admitted “the adultery alleged in the petition.” She answers a simple “yes.” She adds that she is not intending to defend the case.

I’m an idiot who reads things and instantly makes up scenarios in my head that aren’t true, but I could have never predicted two co-dependent junkies wouldn’t make it. They were like that couple in The Notebook. This has really shaken my belief in true love, my friends.