Beyonce performed at the Honda Center last night, and boy I bet it was packed. That’s why I don’t like to go to concerts in arenas like this, because you never what might happen. What if there’s a fire? What if there’s a zombie attack? I don’t know, but somebody needs to find out. The good news for these people is they’re at a Beyonce concert. If God decided to flood the Earth after her encore, cutting off her legs and tying them together to make a raft wouldn’t be the worst idea.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
