Michael Jackson Has No Biological Kids

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I realize that’s easy to assume that a black man would have three blonde hair, blue eyed babies, but apparently that’s not the case. I really need to stop and walk around the room, because if I can be honest, I really didn’t see this coming. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his children. And Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb. Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris. In the case of Prince Michael II (the youngest), we’re told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the “receiving parent” — Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson’s lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby up and deliver him to Michael. We do not know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were. Although Rowe is not the biological mother, it’s not a slam dunk that she would lose a custody battle. This type of case has never been litigated in California courts. Since Rowe was married to Jackson when Michael Jr. and Paris were born, there’s a presumption that she’s the biological parent. That presumption can be rebutted by other evidence. We know there are documents outlining the whole arrangement for the birth of all three kids. Nonetheless, it’s still an open issue with the courts.

Man, I really don’t know how I’m going to get over this. You mean to tell me that those kids weren’t his? How could that be so? He said they were, he said that Rowe was their mother, and the courts agreed. But, wow, it turns out they weren’t. It’s like his whole life was a lie. I think I’m gonna go lie down.

UPDATE: The bilogical father of Michael Jackson’s children is Arnold Klein, his dermatologist and Rowe’s former boss. Sexxxy!!