OK, I Lied

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I realized I said I wouldn’t write about Perez Hilton anymore, but that’s before some Canadian gossip website called Drink The Glitter posted these pictures of Perez Hilton screaming and flinching like an abused child after getting a fist of justice to his dumb ass face. I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but if Jesus doesn’t stop a meteor from crashing into Earth sometime this afternoon or if the cast of my penis isn’t the top story tonight on CNN, this might be the best fucking thing you see all day.