Mr. Blonde is on Top of the World

[SinglePic not found]

Actor and brother of actress Virginia Madsen, Michael Madsen has starred in such movies as Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Free Willy, SIn City, and Donnie Brasco. Although he never reached stardom, Madsen invested his money wisely and now lives comfortably with his family at their ostrich and rescued puppy ranch in Montana. Except that last sentence isn’t true. Because in reality, Madsen is $4 million in debt and basically owes money to anybody he’s ever worked with.

TMZ reports:

Nothing ruins a good friendship like money — so it’s safe to say Pierce Brosnan and Quentin Tarantino won’t be talking to Michael Madsen anytime soon. Seems Madsen is in debt to both guys big time. According to bankruptcy documents Madsen filed earlier this month, he owes $25,000 to 007 — but he’s into QT for a cool $1 million! Pierce and QT shouldn’t hold their breath while they wait for the “personal loans” to get paid back.

I once won $500 for reciting all the dialogue to Reservoir Dogs while it played with the sound off, so part of me kinda feels sorry for this dude. That’s of course until I realize he probably blew it all on prostitutes and poker. That’s why I’m a big advocate of Thai hookers. They’re cheap and don’t really weigh your trunk down when they can’t handle their blow. I mean, from a pratical consumer standpoint, I think it just makes the most sense.

You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?: