Jon & Kate Plus 8 Plus Divorce Attorney’s Fees

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Jon and Kate Gosselin announced last night that they have officially filed for divorce. In other news you didn’t see coming: Tomorrow is Wednesday. Can you believe it?! People reports:

With an hour-long special broadcast Monday night, Jon and Kate Gosselin, parents of eight young children and stars of the TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus Eight, publicly announced that they will separate on the same day they filed for divorce in a Pennsylvania court. “Over the course of this weekend, Jon’s activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children,” Kate said in a statement Monday night. “While there are reasons why it was appropriate and necessary for me to initiate this proceeding, I do not wish to discuss those reasons at this time, in the hope that all issues will be resolved amicably between Jon and myself. As always, my first priority remains our children.” Jon released a statement of his own, claiming his wife was the first to make a legal move. “This afternoon, Kate filed for divorce. Our kids are still my number one priority. I love them and want to make sure they stay happy, healthy and safe. My job is being the best, most supportive and loving father that I can be to my kids, and not being married to Kate doesn’t change that.”

Fuck this bitch. I’m surprised Jon hadn’t disappeared in the underground railroad to escape this evil cunt. If I was Jon Gosselin I’d sell a cow for some magic beans or use the silver coin I found to buy a Wonka Bar, because obviously this is the luckiest day of his life.