Chastity Bono Becoming a Man

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Wiener alert! (“Wiener alert” is the new “Hello”, btw.) Cher’s daughter Chastity Bono is making the transition from female to male. From TMZ:

“Yes, it’s true — Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity,” confirmed Bono’s publicist, Howard Bragman. “He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago. We ask that the media respect Chaz’s privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.”

I don’t know which part of the transition he is in, so for this story I’m just going to assume he grew a penis already. Or purchased one at a yard sale. Sometimes I wish I could try one on. Just trade genitalia with a man for a day. Things I would do with my penis-for-a-day: 1. Pee on a wall or tree 2. Ejaculate into a man’s eyes (How do you like it? Yes, the eyelids get stuck together.) 3. Helicopter! (ROFLcopter) And I think that’s about it.

In all seriousness though, I am very happy for Chaz, and wish him the best of luck! And here’s Miranda Kerr in a bikini: