Usher Is Getting Divorced

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I hope Usher has a prenup. From TMZ:

Usher — who filed the papers today in Fulton County, GA — married Tameka back in August of ’07. They have two kids together: 18-month-old Usher Raymond IV and 6-month-old Naviyd Ely Raymond. A hearing is set for July 15…

Marrying someone old enough to be your mommy (or daddy; I’m an equal opportunity hater) is never a good idea. Ashton and Granny, I’m looking at you. There comes a time when the most exciting part of wifey’s day is taking their teeth out to gum some corn on the cob, when all you want them to do is bob on your knob. It’s best to get divorced before you start getting urges to smother them with a pillow, or add arsenic to their fiber supplements.

So here is Usher with some Victoria’s Secret models, including Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova (she has no belly button!!! :-O).