Chris Brown is Optimistic

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Ready to put that whole business of choking out and kicking Rihanna’s ass behind him, Chris Brown thinks his upcoming album will be a masterpiece and people around the world will flock to the swap meet to buy it. People reports:

“Chris is focused,” says songwriter Robert Allen, who is working with Brown on his upcoming album, tentatively titled Graffiti. “He knows how to deal with whatever is going on and is willing to do what he has to do to please his fans.”…”You want to go away so your audience can miss you some,” Allen says of why Brown has laid low. “But he’s so happy and ready for this next album to break through and make a big impact. He wants this to be his masterpiece. He’s predicting this will be his biggest album.”

I agree, Chris Brown should go away for a while. Maybe he can be a contestant on The Running Man. Or maybe he can go to a Mars prison colony with one of those collars around his neck that explodes if he wanders out of the designated sector. Or we can throw him into a lion pit. Lions are cool!