Tori Spelling is a Murderer

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Candy Spelling, the wife of deceased mega-producer, Aaron Spelling, went on a Massachusetts radio station yesterday to promote her new book. Not only did she pour more gas on her long feud with her estranged daughter, Tori, she also dropped in a plutonium core and a box of dynamite. E! News reports:

“My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years,” Candy said to 94.7 WMAS-FM’s Kellogg Krew. “And it was sad, that’s what killed my husband, actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. He [had] just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

Just so we’re clear, at the time of his death, Aaron Spelling was worth $500 million. All of which went to Candy with the assumption the she would distribute his children’s inheritance fairly. Tori got $800,000. Man, I wonder what the problem with their relationship could be? I don’t know if you’re picking up on this right now, but I’m doing that thing where you put your hands on the back of your head and walk around room, because there doesn’t seem to be anyone who can figure out this great mystery.