Mel Gibson Has 8 Kids Now

Mel Gibson, 53, went on The Tonight Show last night, and told the whole world that his girlfriend, 39-year old Russian singer, Oksana Grigorieva is pregant with his eighth child (her second). Gibson didn’t say it directly, but this chick’s vagina must be lined with velvet and feel like a massage chair, because it basically helped end a 28-year marriage that may turn into the most expensive divorce in Hollywood history. The only this would have been worth it is if the kid pops out and can spin straw into gold.