Mike Tyson’s Daughter is On Life Support

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The 4-year daughter of former heavyweight champion, Mike Tyson, remains on life support and is listed in “extremely critical condition” after her 7-year old brother found her hanging from a treadmill cable earlier this morning. Fox News reports:

“Somehow she was playing on this treadmill, and there’s a cord that hangs under the console — it’s kind of a loop,” Hill said. “Either she slipped or put her head in the loop, but it acted like a noose, and she was obviously unable to get herself off of it.” The girl’s mother took her daughter off the cable, called 911 and attempted to revive her. Responding officers and firefighters performed CPR on the girl. She was rushed to nearby St. Joe’s Hospital after she was found around 10:30 a.m local time, MyFOXPhoenix.com reported. Hill said former heavyweight champion Tyson had been in Las Vegas but flew to Phoenix immediately after learning of the accident. Hill said everything in the investigation pointed to an accident. “There’s nothing in the investigation that revealed anything suspicious,” he said. He added that responding to calls involving children is an officer’s most difficult duty. “Those are the things that stay with you in your career,” he said. “We always home for a miracle — not to have the worst happen to a child.”

It would take a special kind of asshole to make fun of a 4-year old child on life support, so I’ll just make fun of the guy I saw in line at Target today. If he wants to impress the ladies, he’s gonna have to dress better than that. I’ve found that my braided belt and Zune holster speaks to women on a subconscious level that makes them want to do me.

SAD UPDATE: She died today.

“I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 a.m. today at the hospital,” a rep for the Phoenix Police Department told Us in a statement Tuesday. “Our sympathies go out to the family.”

I realize Mike Tyson is certifiably insane, but in his prime Tyson was a fuckin beast. Check out the dude starting at 1:57. I think he was in that movie Awakenings: