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During this year’s Idol auditions, a chick simply named Bikini Girl sang Mariah Carey and as soon as she walked in the room, judge Kara DioGuardi unleashed her claws and told her she sucked and tried to sing her over her. Bikini Girl in turn told Kara she couldn’t sing, and despite bitching from Kara and Paula, Simon put Bikini Girl through to the next round anyway. During the finale last night, it was apparent that DioGuargi was staying up nights plotting her revenge, because while Bikini Girl was on stage, DioGuardi sang over her again then stripped out of her dress to show off her bikini. I have no idea why she would ask her to sing on national television just to embarrass her, but I think it has something to do with being a bitch.
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