Miss California is Serious About This

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Apparently not content with just making Perez Hilton throw a tantrum like a two-year old who dropped his tater tots, Miss California Carrie Prejean appeared on The Today Show this morning to announce that she’ll be joining the anti-gay marriage group National Organization for Marriage to campaign in Washington against gay marriage.

E! News

“I’m here to protect traditional marriage,” Prejean told the Today show of her partnering with NOM, the same group responsible for the much-parodied “A Gathering Storm” ad. “I was attacked for giving my own opinion onstage at a Miss USA contest. I’m gonna do whatever it takes to protect marriage. It is something that is very dear to my heart and I’m just here to protect it, that’s all I’m here to do.”…”I think this is a huge issue right now. People are very passionate of this issue. I think regardless of our opinions, we just need to respect each other when we disagree. It’s all about respect.”

Not to get too political here, but who gives a shit? Doesn’t the world have more pressing issues than worrying about if Kenneth and Gary get married? I’m from the South so I have an opinion on gay marriage, but guess what? It’s my opinion, that doesn’t mean it needs to be made into a law. If another dude marrying another dude makes that dude happy, then have at it, man. More vagina for me. And let’s be clear, “more vagina for me” is pretty much the correct answer for everything.