Diora Baird in FHM

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Not to brag, but part of my job description is to look at tits, and next to Keeley Hazell (NSFW), Diora Baird has the best tits in the known universe. And although I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen the perfect pair of tits yet (I hear they’re somewhere in California), I’m not even joking when I say if my penis got anywhere inside Diora Baird, the top of her head would look like a dolphin’s blowhole.

(btw, sorry if that innuendo is hard to understand. I make it a point not to be too graphic)