Links Jesus Would Click If He Wasn’t Strung Up Again On Florida Vanity Plates

Florida has approved the above license plate, which means Jesus and your I HRT VAG vanity plate can finally become one. [BWE]

It only took, what, 3 days for someone to ask Paris Hilton about the Swine Flu? [FatBackMedia]

Former Spice Girl Mel B has a rockin’ bikini bod. Too bad if I want to be her lover, I gotta get with her friends, because her friends are idiots and ugly. Or crazy like Eddie Murphy. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

French actress Christine Boisson had to know that dress was see-through. Damn French. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

They almost arrested Lady GaGa in Russia for not wearing pants. Damn Communists and thier skorts. F*ck off. [ImNotObsessed]

LC leaving the Spiedi Wedding now makes more sense, The Hills is returning without her. [ICYDK]

Matthew Broderick’s sideburns make me wish Godzilla would return to finish him off. [LaineyGossip]