Mel Gibson’s Wife Has Lost Her Damn Mind

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As reported yesterday, Mel Gibson and his wife of 28(!) years, Robyn Gibson, have filed for divorce after being separated for two and a half years. Um, did anyone even know that Mel Gibson had a wife? Is she an NFL quarterback or a Colombian drug lord? She must have be, because the bitch is trying to get paid like one. People reports:

With no indication that the estranged couple – who married 28 years ago – had a prenup, Robyn Gibson, 53, is legally entitled in their divorce to half of everything the actor-director-producer earned during their marriage: A fortune estimated at close to $1 billion. “This could easily be one of the biggest divorce settlements in Hollywood history,” says Los Angeles family lawyer Lynn Soodik, who’s not involved with the case. “Any attorney would advise her to take half.”

Half of a $1 billion isn’t enough of course, she also wants Gibson to pay her spousal support and all her attorney’s fees. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50. The Gibsons have 7 children, but only one — Tom, who turns 10 tomorrow — is a minor. In Robyn’s legal papers, filed this morning in L.A. County Superior Court, she seeks joint physical and legal custody of Tom. Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

So to recap, Robyn Gibson was married to one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood for almost 30 years, and in that time, all she had to do was pick out which tropical island and panda fetus skin moisturizer she wanted for Christmas each year and let Mel Gibson cum in her seven times. Um, yeah. Sorry ladies, but the only way she could possibly earn this money is if she was a Somali pirate or agreed to be a contestant on The Running Man.

Note: Remind me never to get married in California. California is the best place to get married ever!!