Madonna is Sad

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Even though she made every day of his life during their marriage a living hell (here) then proceeded to vilify him and attempt to control his every move during their divorce proceedings (here and here), Madonna has reached out to Guy Ritchie with “tearful calls” over her failed adoption attempt. An insider tells The Sun:

“Civil conversations between them have been few and far between in the past year. But over the last week things have improved. Guy had Rocco over for a visit when Em called to see if he was OK, as she always does when she is away from the kids. Rocco was speaking to her and suddenly turned to Guy and said, ‘Daddy, Daddy. Mummy is crying’. He then handed Guy the phone.” Madge was devastated after being told three-year-old Malawi girl Mercy James can’t join her brood — LOURDES, 12, Rocco, eight, and three-year-old DAVID BANDA, who she adopted from Malawi in 2006. The insider continued: “It’s unusual for Em to turn on the waterworks but this has really upset her. Explaining to Rocco why Mercy wasn’t coming home has been difficult. “Guy was incredibly sympathetic, calmed her down and told her to be happy with the family she had.”

Fuck this bitch. I don’t feel sorry for her. Madonna could adopt a hundred black babies in the United States if she wanted to (and seriously, more people should, and those who do should be commended), but that would mean having to condescend to obey such things as “laws” and “due process”. It’s easy when you’re Madonna to bully some guy in an office whose computer is powered by a goat running on a treadmill, but let’s see her try that shit with some old Italian lady behind a desk in NYC. There’s a pretty good chance Madonna would be taken out in the street and stoned.