I got a lot of hate mail for my last Shawn Johnson post, in which I suggested the guy who was arrested for stalking her had no taste. I was told that she was “hot” and if I didn’t like her I was “gay”. Now looking at these pictures of her on the set of Dancing With the Stars, I think I might have been mistaken. Man, look at that hot body. If I was a frontier settler I wouldn’t even be able to contain myself right now. As soon as I saw her chop that firewood and fix that wagon wheel, let’s face it, I’d be in love.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
