Links For When Green B*tches Got You Blue

The picture of Playboy model Diora Baird as an Orion Slave Girl in the new Star Trek makes me want to find old pictures of her to remember how hot she really is. [BadAndUgly]

It’s not often you get a good burn in the Senate. [EbaumNation]

Miley Cyrus is a home town girl. From some home town you’ve never heard of. Because it doesn’t exist and both Miley and I are liars. [FatbackMedia]

Rachel Ray learning to talk differently doesn’t necessarily mean she’ll be less annoying. But have hope. [ImNotObsessed]

Katy Perry: “There are seven thousand other restaurants in L.A. besides the Ivy. If you don’t want to be photographed, have your assistant pick up a chopped salad for you.” [ICYDK]

I agree in the sense that I would like to punch Avril Lavigne, but in my head it’s foreplay. [LaineyGossip]

You know what should be the last thing you look at today? Kelly Osbourne kissing another chick. Because then you’ll look forward to tomorrow, when you’ll know what that looks like. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]