Give it Up, Grandma
Malawian officials have confirmed that Madonna is adopting yet another kid from Africa. This time, it is a 3-year old girl (stage?)named Mercy James.
“The adoption is going ahead,” Malawi’s Director of Child Welfare Services, Penstone Kilembe, tells Usmagazine.com. “It has been at an advanced stage for some time.” Mercy will be Madonna’s fourth child, and second child from the African country. David Banda, 3, was adopted in 2006. The girl is from the “Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage. She has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week,” an official at the ministry of Gender and Child Development told Reuters.
This is supposedly an older picture of Mercy James, and not to sound racist here, but she looks a lot like Madonna’s other adopted kid from Africa. That’s boring. She needs to be like Angelina and mix it up to keep this shit interesting. I think I speak for everyone when I say I wish Angelina would adopt more. Because, well, it could be a regular baby, but there’s also a good chance it’ll be a spider from Mars or a peanut in a top hat.
Instead of pictures of Madonna, here’s NYC madame, Kristen Davis, who claims to have had sex with Alex Rodriguez when he was dating Madonna. To reiterate, Alex Rodriguez was banging Madonna and this chick at the same time. Going to vomit now, brb.: