Indy’s Proposal To Ally McBeal Confirmed

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Dr. Jones looks to still have some randy in those bones, because the man has lasso’d himself a dancing skeleton in the form of a ex-Manhattan lawyer who used to hallucinate things like dancing babies and shooting her alarm clock with a machine gun:

Harrison Ford and girlfriend Calista Flockhart are engaged to be married, sources close to the couple confirm exclusively to PEOPLE.

Ford, 66, surprised Flockhart, 44, with an engagement ring on Valentine’s Day weekend while the two were away on a family vacation with son Liam.

Reps for the couple did not return calls.

The couple has been together for seven and a half years. No wedding date has been set yet.

There’s one man problem with getting hitched to Harrison Ford, and that’s your immediate candidate as a possible target by absolutely every evil group of people on this planet.

If I’ve learned one thing from watching Harrison Ford movies (with the exception of K19 Widowmaker) it’s that he just wants his wife and family back:

Here are the most recent pictures I have of Harrison and Calista at the 6th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards ceremony at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California. Why Harrison has a medal on, I don’t know.

Oh wait, for landing Air Force One, obviously.