Joaquin Phoenix is Committed To This

Even when nobody cares anymore, Joaquin Phoenix is still pretending he’s quit acting to become a rapper. Like last night at the Miami nightclub, Fontainebleau. I know, it’s gonna be hard to imagine somebody heckling him, but that’s exactly what happened, making Phoenix say, “We have a fucking bitch in the audience.” Not really feeling threatened by the Jewish diamond merchant on stage, the heckler continued to harass Phoenix until Phoenix said, “I’ve got $1 million in a fuckin’ bank account. What have you got bitch?” Then he jumped into the crowd before he was dragged off by security. See, this is why no one can take him seriously? A rapper? With a million dollars in something called a bank? Oh, come on. Now you’re just talking silly talk.