The Bachelor is a Jackass

The second part of The Bachelor: After The Final Rose aired last night, and through the magic of television, it is now 6 weeks after this happened. This time, the chick Mesnick originally dumped, Molly Malaney, is on stage, pretending that she just wasn’t tossed aside like a Thai hooker getting thrown into ditch only 12 weeks ago. And Thai hookers are easily tossed aside. As the prosecutors in my case so clearly demonstrated to the jury. Because they’re so light, you see.