Jon & Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

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Jon Gosselin, the guy with eight kids the raging cunt wife on the TLC hit reality show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, has been spending time with his mom. And by that I mean, banging the local girl’s college volleyball team. Woo hoo! Star Magazine reports:

The father of twins and sextuplets has been living it up in Huntingdon, Pa., where his mom resides. He turned up uninvited at a Feb. 6 party thrown by Juniata College seniors Erin Albert and Mariel Little — and ended up playing the drinking game beer pong with members of the women’s volleyball team! “He was acting like a drunk, girl-chasing frat boy,” one team member tells Star. “It really disturbed me. On the show he is so nice, but here, he was acting like an idiot.” The following night he ended up at Memories Sports Bar & Grill. “He was dirty dancing with several girls from the volleyball team, making out, kissing them on their necks and mouths,” says a witness in the bar. “He was all over one girl, a long-haired blonde who’s nearly 6 feet tall. He left with several of the girls, including her.”

Spend five minutes watching this show, and the only thing you’ll be asking yourself is what the hell took so long. God, this dude’s wife is the most controlling bitch and insufferable nag on Earth. The only way this story could have been any better is if college volleyball girl juice somehow altered his DNA and physically turned him into Chris Brown.

Intoxicated update: Here’s a pic (thanks, #9) of Jon Gosselin drunk off his ass at the party. You guys are right. I think Star Magazine made this story up.

Hey, look! Danielle Lloyd and her giant rack at the UK premiere of Marley and Me last night! How did she get here?! It’s craziness!!