Amanda Bynes is Drunk

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Amanda Bynes left a club in LA Saturday night, and based on these pictures, we have a lot in common. We have the same phone and ….uh, well that’s about it. But she has kick ass legs. And as it turns out, I like chicks with kick ass legs to wrap them around my neck so I can wear the chick like a bib. Wait, should I put that on my eHarmony profile? I think I should. I need something to make the ladies feel comfortable. Because apparently my job as “Sith apprentice” makes women think I’m too dangerous.