Tila Tequila is Predictable

[Gallery not found]

I think Tila Tequila’s grandfather pulled John McCain out of that plane, so I’m pretty sure she comes from a place where big boobs are a myth. So she came to America to fulfill her life long dream of being a sorta famous slut because nobody told her she looks like should be starring in Pixar’s Miss Saigon. I appreciate the fact that she’s not wearing a bra, but she could have tentacles or unicorn horns sticking out of her chest and it would look more natural than this.