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If you have food in your mouth, spit it out. Vivid Entertainment just offered Nadya Suleman $1 million to star in a hardcore porno. SF Chronicle reports:
Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children. Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure. Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response. The offer letter says Suleman’s video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian.
Let’s hope Vivid is being sarcastic here, because unless she’s getting gangbanged by minotaurs, there’s no way some regular dude is gonna make this convincing. This bitch has had 14 kids. Fourteen. They might as well let Wile E. Coyote paint one of those fake tunnels between this bitch’s legs and put her on a train track, because her vagina has to look like Stargate by now.
