I Can Haz Euthanasia?
Attention: Socks the cat has been put to sleep.
Former First Cat Socks, one of the world’s most famous felines, died Friday at the age of 20 after battling throat cancer since November. A stray cat rescued by the Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, Socks lived in the governor’s mansion in Arkansas and later moved with the family to the White House.
Throat cancer? Was the cat smoking the vag-cigars that were hanging around the White House?
The cat was staying at a family friend’s house and eventually had to be put down and buried, then they put him down again after his surprise resurrection, which had more to do with the whole 9 Lives thing than ZOMBIE CATS! (sadly).
Finally, they clubbed him over the head a few times, cremated him and called the Associated Press.