Joanna Pacitti Makes Losing Look Good

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Joanna Pacitti, the professional amateur singer who was part of not one, but TWO reality TV shows about singing (First Year on MTV and American Idol, currently broadcast directly into the brains of humanity, it seems). She got kicked off the 8th season uncermoniously and like every smart an empowered woman, immediately cashed in on the one quality more superficial than her ability to sing pitch-corrected pop songs: her smoking body.

Here she is, probably selling something else, but really selling off her shame. Shame is cheap, but oh so rewarding when paired with a bikini. Like selling dildos with a webcam (patent pending).