Links Less Revealing Than Ballroom Dancing

Above video isNSFW, I guess. Though if you can’t watch ballroom dancing at work, it’s not like you’re going to run home to see it.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson‘s fight over the weekend lead them to postpone a party they were going to throw becuase of “ear infections,” which was lame before LiLo went out the next day [LaineyGossip]

Whatever went wrong for you on Valentine’s Day, Megan Fox, I want to make it all better. [JustJared]

Peaches Geldorf‘s kickass tattoo almost distracts from her bare breasts. Almost. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

Lily Allen‘s panty-flash actually makes me respect her more. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Salma Hayek got married to French guy on Valentine’s Day. The only French things I can get behind are their fries, kisses, maids and ticklers [ICYDK]

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are in Cancun, where we have to go out of our way to not care about them. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Patrick Swayze still lights up, because why the f*ck not? [SocialiteLife]