Happy Friday, Ladies

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Here’s Orlando Bloom on the set of Sympathy for Delicious today, and if you look pretty closely, the discerning eye will notice that he has his shirt off. That’s good, because studies have shown that women respond favorably to guys with their shirts off. On the other hand, women do not respond favorably when you get them pregnant then leave the state and change your name. But why live in the past?