The Sun UK is reporting that British actor/comedian, Russell Brand left Monroes Club in London last night and took two blondes back to his house just 24 hours after he banged Miss Great Britain, Gemma Garrett. Personally, I think Russell Brand is great, but is he the devil? He looks like some sort of medieval sorcerer. He should be helping the young peasant boy slay the evil dragon with a magic arrow and purity of heart, not pulling this kind of ass. If Russell Brand wasn’t famous he’d probably need to go and pick up some more lye right about now, because the dead 15 year old Filipino prostitute in his bathtub is still refusing to cooperate.
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