How Did I End Up Married To You?

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Catherine Zeta Jones still looks smoking. Maybe it’s because she’s 39 and Michael Douglas is 64, but looking at these pictures from the Producer’s Guild Awards, I can’t help but feel like that college freshman who’s secret crush is laying some pipe with the damn English professor, just out of grad school.

At least I have my thoughts and my ongoing plan to murder Mr. Stahl.