Shauna Sand is Ummm…Uhhh

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I don’t know how much the guy who sat in his van all day eating onion rings and taking these pictures of Shauna Sand in Miami got paid, because whatever it is, it’s not enough. He deserves some kind of medal. Because I’m pretty sure if I saw this coming out of the water I would stab it in the brain and call my local government authorities because it would be very obvious to me that monsters from the deep had commenced their attack.