Shia LaBeouf Can’t Drive Anymore

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In July of last year, Shia LaBeouf got a DUI after he “pounded shots” at the Troubadour in LA then flipped his Ford F-150 in the middle of an intersection. Apparently your license gets taken away when you do stuff like that. Who knew?! Access Hollywood reports:

The suspension, which took effect January 17, 2009, is the result of LaBeouf’s “refusal of chemical tests” in the wake of his accident, according to the Department of Motor Vehicles. The suspension will last a minimum of one year. In September, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office announced there was “insufficient evidence” to charge the “Transformers” with drunken driving for his involvement in the accident, which left his hand badly injured. The actor was arrested for suspicion of DUI following the crash after showing “physical signs” of being impaired, LA Sheriff’s Department spokesperson Steve Whitmore previously said. However, at the time, the DA’s office did note LaBeouf’s refusal to take a breathalyzer test could result in a suspension of his license. Sheriff’s deputies said later that LaBeouf was not at fault in the accident.

The LA County Sheriff’s department did everything they could not to charge LaBeouf, because in case you forgot, big Hollywood stars are above the law in LA. So, instead of being glad that a law forced them to take this idiot’s license away, I’m pretty sure LA County is trying to get this law changed. You know, to something more suitable for an actor after he plows through an intersection because he can’t hold his Limoncellos. Maybe something like community service at a sorority or thirty minutes on a seesaw. Weeeee!!!

I was going to post pictures of Shia LaBeouf, then I realized I was looking for pictures of Shia LaBeouf. So here’s Megan Fox feeling herself on the set of Transformers 2. I hope you’re cool with that: