Hello There, American Idol

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Meet Casey Carlson, who made her television debut Wednesday night on American Idol, the most popular show on television. Now, Casey is cute as a button that puts out on the first date, so I was thrilled when I came across news that at some point in the not-so-distant-past she had done some sort of bikini photoshoot for a site called CampusGirlsUSA.com.

Casey is not to be confused with the woman who actually performed in a bikini. Don’t confuse those two because one has class and the other went to a national TV audition in a bikini.

Casey made it to Hollywood, so she’ll be sticking around, tempting me once again to lick my television screen, then stare for hours into the mirror, wondering who – or what – I’ve become.