Sarah Jessica Parker is Moving Out

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Apparently tired of her husband Matthew Broderick cheating on her and believing she has other options, Sarah Jessica Parker has begun house hunting in NYC so she can live a carefree single life. But not the carefree single life like she did in Sex and The City, because she doesn’t live in an alternate universe Manhattan where ugly middle-aged whores bang twenty-something male models. Star reports:

“The time has come when she realizes it just isn’t worth it,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage.” Adds another insider: “Sarah’s not stupid. She knows exactly what’s going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They’re essentially living separate lives.”

I’m not sure why I’m even writing this because I don’t care about anyone involved in this story and I’m still unable to figure out why Sarah Jessica Parker is famous. It’s not like she can act, and with that face the only thing she should be starring in is a Nativity scene. I realize she’s supposed to a “unique beauty”, but seriously, what does it say about you when this guy cheats on you? It’s hard to tell if he’s going to meet his new piece or going to a gay detective conference.

Sarah Jessica Parker in NYC earlier this week: