Someone Get Amy Winehouse A Shirt
Amy Winehouse is still taking daily trips to the beach in St. Lucia, and she’s still bathing topless, looking utterly confused by the concept of the beach.
I’m trying to think how much someone would have to pay me to touch one of Amy Winehouse’s nipples. I’m thinking, like, $40. Eight dollars for a box of rubber gloves, $6.50 for some hand sanitizer, $20 for a little bit of nerve-calming herbage and then $5.50 for the replacement fast food meal after I lost my breakfast all over the beach.