Don’t F*** With Sharon Osbourne

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The Rock Of Love Charm School Reunion slutstravaganza was on this weekend, and when “Rodeo” and some large-breasted woman named Megan started sparring with Sharon Osbourne, I stood up in my chair, did a few cholo snaps and let out a nice big “Oh no you di’in’t!”

Look, this woman took her husband and managed to make him a household name for his music, then the star of one of the premiere reality shows in MTV’s history. Sure, Jack and Kelly Osbourne are little more than animated piles of fat and hair, but you don’t see me saying that to Sharon Osbourne’s face. Because that bitch will END you.

Getting some crap splashed on your white bikini and giant ta-tas is a small price to pay.