I don’t know if Elle MacPherson has trademarked her nickname “The Body” or not, because I can see how that would be sort of embarrassing today. Don’t get me wrong, Elle McPherson was hot when I had a CD adapter for the tape deck in my car, but not so much in 2008. If I was a rich dude with a boat, I couldn’t see the point of inviting Elle MacPherson on board unless she was going to teach the teen Russian models an effective runway walk. That’s it! Work it girls!
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
