Tom Cruise is Uncomfortable

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As you watch Tom Cruise on David Letterman last night reading the “Top 10 Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet,” please keep in mind that he was once head of a production company and is allegedly the Church of Scientology’s second in command. Then watch as he stumbles through the English language and asks how to pronounce “Heimlich.” If safe to say a kindergartner reading the Dead Sea Scrolls would have done a better job than Tom Cruise.

Little Lord Fauntleroy arriving at the Regis and Kelly show this morning:

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