Amy and Blake Had a Farewell Bonk

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Amy Winehouse’s dumbass husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was sent back to prison yesterday after he failed a drug test in rehab, but not before he ran to her hospital bedside where she has been since collapsing ten days ago. Wanna take a guess what happened next? Just a little advice, if you have food in your mouth, I’d suggest spitting it out. The Sun reports:

“SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night. The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday night after failing a drug test in rehab. And last night a source said he persuaded her reluctant inner-circle to give him one hour alone with her on his final night of freedom. He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked — and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”. The source added: “It was obvious what went on.” Fielder-Civil then left the London Clinic and handed himself in to cops in Shoreditch, East London. He is likely to continue his 27-month sentence for assault and trial-fixing after breaking the terms of his early release.”

Dear God, I’m not even kidding when I say I’d rather watch my dad wife swap with a grizzly bear than picture these two crackheads have sex. I know you can’t see it, but I’m about to stab this knife in my mind’s eye right now. Right now I tell you!