Chloe Sevigny is in a Bikini

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Chloe Sevigny is like Maggie Gyllenhaal in that she’s a decent actress in indie movies that guys who wear horn-rimmed glasses and low top Chuck Taylor’s like, so they think she’s some kind of goddess thereby mistakenly turning her into some sort of sex symbol. Let’s be clear. She’s not. In fact, if I was at this beach, and I saw this coming out of the water, there’s a good chance my penis would bury itself in the sand.