Jozin Z Blinkzin

Posh Spice is a pig nosed elf on the stroll [Hollywood Tuna]

Salma Hayek is a breastfeeding addict [Dlisted]

Shauna Sand is ridiculous [Hollywood Rag]

Amanda Bynes panty upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Sarah Jessica Parker is doing something blah blah I don’t care [Popsugar]

Ari Gold is king douche [City Rag]

Shania Twain is back [Lainey Gossip]

Miranda Kerr does Ocean Drive [Popoholic]

Lydia Hearst gets naked for magazines (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Jennifer Garner is still pregnant [Just Jared]

Gemma Arterton is a Bond Girl [Egotastic]

Michael Jackson’s pedo palace gets sold [Socialite Life]

About the video: That song has been stuck in my head since last week, so you’re welcome for sharing my torture with you. I’m passing it on to you because it’s haunting me and will probably kill me in seven days. (Via: Fark)

This mashup is pretty darn intoxicating: