Madonna is Demanding, Psychotic

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Guy Ritchie reunited with his sons, Rocco and David, this morning in London, free from the controlling and completely irrational death grip of Madonna. Oops, no, wait. Scratch that last part. The Daily Mail reports:

“The Mail has learned that the 50-year-old has issued a list of demands that Ritchie must meet while the children are with him in London. It includes a ban on TV, non-organic food and clothes not sent by her. Eight-year-old Rocco looked delighted to be back in his father’s company and threw his arms around him after walking through the gates at Gatwick. Guy also shared a hug with David, three, whom he adopted from Malawi in 2006, later hoisting him on his hip as they made their way through the terminal. An onlooker says: ‘Rocco shouted, “Dad!” in the loudest voice.’ ‘Both he and David were smiling. Guy literally threw his coffee aside to free up his hands and run over. You could tell they were all so excited to see each other.'”

You can read the full list of demands in the banner picture, but after you read them, fight the urge to jump in your car and plow though a Madonna concert. I’m not gonna lie, it’s gonna be tough.