Proving that being a vain, superficial whore addicted to plastic surgery isn’t necessarily always a bad thing, 44 year old Nicollette Sheridan frolicked on the beach in Malibu this weekend looking ridiculously hot. This chick has had more pork stuffed into her cheeks than the bailout bill, but somehow she doesn’t come off looking like a freak. Unlike the time I entered the World’s Largest Penis contest, when many of the judges fainted and started speaking in tongues.
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