O.J. Simpson is GUILTY

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13 years to the day after O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murdering his former wife and her friend, he’s finally back where he belongs … in jail. The jury in the case, who deliberated for approximately 13 hours in my great state of Nevada, did the smart thing and found Orenthal James Simpson (and one of his cronies) guilty on all charges because the people who were charged are guilty of all charges.

O.J. will be sentenced on December 5th, and will likely spend the rest of his life in PRISON for crimes including armed robbery, armed kidnapping, armed burglary, assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy.

Thanks very much to Chris Owens and David Roger of the Clark County District Attorney’s Office for showing people you don’t fuck with Vegas. I witnessed in person the professionalism exhibited throughout the trial by our local boys and I was so very proud.

I haven’t uploaded all the new court stuff yet, but if you care, here’s the stuff I did on this a year ago:

O.J. Simpson Gets Arrested

By the way, our D.A.’s last name is Roger, not RogerS. And to Yale Galanter … O.J.’s nasally annoying grandma glasses wearing pain in the ass attorney, yes you … it’s frustrated, not fusstrated. Just like it’s fry, not fy. It’s freak, not feak. That crucial ‘r’ comes after the ‘f’ so use it, please. Buffoon.

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