It must be cool to live in the Playboy Mansion, because that would mean chicks come to your house just to get naked. Even when the chicks are kinda old, they still look like Cindy Margolis does here. It almost sounds like it would be as fun as my house. I mean, just yesterday, a black guy knocked on my door and explained to me that if I bought a magazine subscription, he could go to college. Woo hoo! That’s right, baby! There’s no telling who might show up next!
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